Nicole vs. Life
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
They took my balls.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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