Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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