Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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