I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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