the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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