if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
