When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
