Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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