For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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