No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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