At least make sure they are 18
Why
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Randomize
