scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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