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(303): View more from Colorado

Where else am I to apply my creativity?

(1-303): View more from Colorado

I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.

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(661): View more from California

I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile

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(281): View more from Texas

Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.

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you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.

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(303): View more from Colorado

And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.

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(207): View more from Maine

Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF

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We're showing the video later bring pizza

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?

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(845): View more from New York

If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.

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