you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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