You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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