If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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