You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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