Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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