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(818): View more from California

i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then

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(516): View more from New York

He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono

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How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?

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(254): View more from Texas

It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.

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(260): View more from Indiana

I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me

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(613): View more from Ontario

We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial

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(239): View more from Florida

I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.

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