Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i barfeds in our rink
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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