Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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