Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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