But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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