Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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