apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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