1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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