so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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