i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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