how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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