remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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