We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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