oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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