there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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