took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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