Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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