She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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