just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
did i walk over a car last night?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
How many fucks given?
0.12846
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
