Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
