I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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