so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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