I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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