Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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