I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
