talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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go home
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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