Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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