you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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