super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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