I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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