So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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