What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My life is pants optional.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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