we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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