Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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