Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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