Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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