Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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